how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
It’s not 2007?
No it’s like 2010
Interviewer : You should get married at Coachella!
Aaron : I actually suggested that, she was somewhat into it, but then I remember talking to her nana about it and she was like “My granddaughter will not get married in front of a bunch of dizzy hippies!”.
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr
When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it’s better not to know why certain things work. Just fly the thing, and if nothing falls apart, you’ll be fine.
- Bill Hader for GQ Magazine, 2013 Comedy Issue (x)


